Waitress at Thai restaurant: It’s a boy?
S: Yes.
WaTR: It looks like a boy!
S: Yeah, I know.
WaTR: When is he coming?
S: He’s due in two weeks.
WaTR: Wow! So soon! How much weight have you gained?
S: Pardon me?
WaTR: How much have you gained?
S: … um, almost 25 pounds.
WaTR: Oh, yes, the normal amount.
S: Um, I guess so.
[WaTR walks away.]
S: You see what I deal with?
J: Whoa. That seemed rather impolitic.
S: Yes.
WaTR: It looks like a boy!
S: Yeah, I know.
WaTR: When is he coming?
S: He’s due in two weeks.
WaTR: Wow! So soon! How much weight have you gained?
S: Pardon me?
WaTR: How much have you gained?
S: … um, almost 25 pounds.
WaTR: Oh, yes, the normal amount.
S: Um, I guess so.
[WaTR walks away.]
S: You see what I deal with?
J: Whoa. That seemed rather impolitic.
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That's funny.
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