Saturday, November 5, 2011

Conversations #9

Waitress at Thai restaurant: It’s a boy?

S: Yes.

WaTR: It looks like a boy!

S: Yeah, I know.

WaTR: When is he coming?

S: He’s due in two weeks.

WaTR: Wow! So soon! How much weight have you gained?

S: Pardon me?

WaTR: How much have you gained?

S: … um, almost 25 pounds.

WaTR: Oh, yes, the normal amount.

S: Um, I guess so.

[WaTR walks away.]

S: You see what I deal with?

J: Whoa. That seemed rather impolitic.

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